A Seminar with our GyneBoss

Today we had a seminar with our GyneBoss(GB). The topic was "Hypertension in pregnancy". Below were some conversation during the seminar.

GB : U re the leader right? So, why did u ask some1 else to conduct this seminar?
ZY : We distributed the works. Every1 supposed to conduct a seminar.
GB : Do u know I will be in trouble when my wife check my phone and found out some gal named Salimah msg me during midnight?

SL : (patient's history......) This patient is diagnosed with pregnancy-induced hypertension. Her BP is 140/90 mmHg.
GB : So what is the following question u should ask, KK?
KK : (just awake from dreaming + lagging)
GB : Why u guys are always lagging when answering question? Kasemumusuk (pronounse twice), time the lagging time for me.
KK : Hmm, what is her previous reading, SL?
GB : (interrupt) OMG, this is rubbish! (stop for a while) Oh, actually what she is trying to ask is why was she admitted? She just asked it in a different way. U all got it?
KK : ......

GB : Lip Yuen, what is the definition of eclampsia?
LY : (staring at GB)......(after sometimes he gave the correct answer)
GB : Again! Lag for 15 secs. Why are u lagging in giving the answer since u know it? Oh maybe u re not sure u re Lip Yuen. Go back and keep telling urself " I am Lip Yuen (3x)......"

GB : Kasem......whatever la, take down the name of the students who give 1 word answer.

GB : (pointing at CK) When this boy was still 3 years old, one day he saw a rainbow in the sky. He asked his mum "Ma ma, what's that?" He didn't get the answer. Now he is 23 years old, is he still asking the same question?

GB : Ur monitor only can laugh......

GB : (trying to look at Syafiq as he is sitting at the end of the row and is blocked by 8 people in front of him) Dik, dik, what's ur name?
Sy : Syafiq.
GB : Hey, why re u hiding there? I can only see tip of ur hair......

GB : Can u hear him? (CK was mumbling in front) What's ur name?
SB : Sabrina :)
GB : What a nice name. Sabrina, the witch......

GB : What re the clinical manifestation of cerebral oedema?
KK : ......
GB : Of course tachypnoea and tachycardia la. U act it out :D
(Every1 look at her.)
GB : Oii, all don't look at her. Make her panic only......

GB : All of u should make applause to Salimah for conducting the seminar. How many days have u prepared for this seminar?
SL : (walking back to her seat then finally show her index finger)
GB : Why can't u just answer immediately?......anyway, thank you.
SL : (no response and shy)
GB : What's wrong with u? Haih......

GB : What re the management of PIH?
SL : Monitor the BP.
GB : So u just continue monitoring only. Ooo today her BP is 210/110 mmHg.

GB : When ur patient is having convulsion, what is the immediate management?
SL : Delivery.
GB : What!!! When the patient is having convulsion, u expect her to deliver!!! (he acted out the fitting and delivering together......rotflol)

GB : U guys must learn to respond immediately. No lagging. Next time when u become a MO, u look at the case file. "Hmm (nodding his head), high blood pressure... (5 secs later nodding his head again) hmm, convulsion... (5secs later again the same action) hmmm, management? Not sure." Definitely u can't be like this rite?


Maybe the conversation he made is not really very funny but is the way he put it and his action which are funny :D
That's all I can remember. Will add in more when I think of it or some1 else give me the idea.